Monday, August 18, 2008

The Humility of Getting Neutered

"It wasn't enough to take away my manhood, so now you place this plastic, Elizabethan collar on my head, making me look like some kind of deranged flower.

I should be able to to lick my deflated privates until the area is red and raw if I so chose.


1 comment:

June said...

Poor Wrigley. Hope you feel better soon.